User:Karl Hungus
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Born in 1982 in the wilderness of Galway and raised by Wolves as a feral child untill the age of 5 when he was adopted into the circus, Karl's life has been a unique tale of heroics, adventure, betrayal, and wenches with loose morals. But instead of telling that tale, here's some fabricated garbage. Touring the Mediteranian, Baltic, and Scandinavia with the circus, at the age of 8 he ran off to tour with Metallica, and by the end of their fourth world tour, Karl could already form rudementary words, by age 12 he could hold a simple conversation, but that usually covered the topic of food. At age 13, he became a drifter, wandering from the American countryside to the east coast where he stowed aboard a freighter leaving for Portugal, he made his way through Italy to Romania then to the Ukraine, and onwards through Kazakhstan then China, briefly stopping of at Nepal then going back through China and onwards to Japan where he trained with the great masters of Judo.
In an amazing spasm, Karl accidentally flipped-off the Emperor while accepting an award for defeating Godzilla and found himself deported back to Ireland where he settled down and led a reclusive life in his homeland of Galway. Then 17, he decided to dedicate himself to music and picked up the Bass, but after a year of playing decided that Guitar was for him, sold his bass (Some cheap Fender copy) and picked up a BC Rich NJ Series Virgin, which is still with him today. A pretty poor guitarist by all accounts, though not for a lack of trying, Karl suffers from what Beelzebot's old music teacher Mrs. Mellinger calls "Stupid Fingers" but undaunted, he still plays on for the sheer love of music.
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Trivia
Boards.ie moderator, audiophile, guitar maestro, beer connoisseur and movie expert. He's here to fix deine kable.
Likes BC Rich, Ibanez and Tokai guitars.
Has a unique flavour and savoury aroma.
Believes that fake tan makes women look like Oompa Loompas
Is an obnoxious asshole. But we love him anyway.
Moderates
Board:Rock / Metal | Films | Film Reviews | Film Production | Film Awards | Lord Of The Rings | West | Galway City | Super Sheep Shaggers Squadron Sixty Six | Microcube
Previous Names/Aliases
AngelWhore | Uli Kunkel | Marty Friedman | Doctor Hinkley | Григорий Ефимович Распутин
